Eh, why not. It's been such a long time since I've done one of these things.
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
Parental units. It's complicated but... mostly I think?
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
Which one of the cats is it?
4: What’s something you really want right now?
A graphics tablet.
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
No, it's something I think I'd really like to do.
6: Do you like the beach?
Yes, pretty sand and creatures and all sorts of fun environmental stuff.
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
I think so. Likely at uni when I was in a house share with friends.
8: What’s the background on your cell?
A photo of a zombie facing off against a stormtrooper at Memorabilia in Birmingham a couple of years ago.
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
Mine, mum's, dad's... nan's?
10: Do you like your phone?
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
Ahahahahahahaha. Planning, what's that? Basically no.
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
The guy who I'm doing an art commission for.
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
Rottweiler if I had to choose, I'm not a dog person really.
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Emotional. Physical pain just goes onto the pile I'm already constantly in.
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Zoo because animals are awesome.
16: Are you tired?
Always - that's the big problem with my sleep disorder.
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
Couple of years? I actually don't see them any more so I should probably delete them..
18: Are they a relative?
No. Someone I knew at uni.
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
That would require having an ex.
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
That would require having kissed someone.
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
See question 20.
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
5 - a help for heroes wristband, a dichroic glass and silver bracelet from my aunt for my 18th, a silver bracelet, a murano glass bead thing and a beaded metal bit of hospital bed.
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
Events occur, and while there may not be anything you can do about changing them it shouldn't stop you trying.
25: What’s on your mind?
Plotting whether to do art stuff or mapping stuff.
26: Do you have any tattoos?
One, on my left inside ankle, that means 'keep safe'.
27: What is your favorite color?
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
29: Who are you texting?
No-one currently. It's not something I do much of really,
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
See question 20.
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yes, they're pretty much my best local friend.
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I have no idea but I suspect probably not.
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
Wow, it's a person who isn't there - I've never met one of those.
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
There's going to be loads of these type of questions aren't there?
38: What do your friends call you?
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
The disability benefit assessment people.
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
Right in the centre of the back of my left hand.
42: What is it from?
I banged it on a railing getting off a bus.
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
See all of 2010 and most of 2011.
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
My nan, trying to arrange a day to see her weather permitting.
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
My walking boots, they're wonderfully comfortable.
46: Do you wear hats if you're having a bad hair day?
I don't tend to have good hair days but I have wonderful knitted animal hats courtesy of my mum and I do wear them constantly. So, yes?
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
Style, probably not.
48: Do you make supper for your family?
Everyone tends to fend for themselves re: food in my house.
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
50: Top 3 web-pages?
By visits, I suppose... tumblr, fanfiction.net and deviantart.
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
All joints and a good percentage of my muscles too.
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
Not really. I've got tons of practice so they're pretty easy for me now, sadly.
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
55: How is your hair?
Messy, needs re-dying and in a ponytail.
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
Put all my joints back into socket then take my tablets.
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
For a lifetime, certainly.
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
59: Green or purple grapes?
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
Probably some time in the next week.
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
Probably some time in the next week.
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning?
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
My nan and a couple of the staff at Woodside.
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Nope. My parents are kind of allergic to that sort of stuff.
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
See the result of me having to give up on my Masters degree.
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
2 - desktop and hotmail (it's windows 8)
71: How many fingers do you have?
8 and 2 thumbs.
72: What is your ringtone?
Generic nokia ringtone number something or other.
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
74: Where is your Mum right now?
About 2 feet to my left knitting gloves.
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
Because they don't exist yet.
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
Maybe one or two.
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
I knew someone back in 2006-8 but not anymore.
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
When I was a baby I suppose...
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
No-one because I can't drink and I'm not allowed to drive to start with.
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
It depends on the drug.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
Nothing at all.
87: Who was your last received call from?
My dad asking if I wanted a lift home.
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
As much as I would love the money. No. I may burn them for asking though and scuttle off with the money.
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
All of the time - just the smallest crack though.
92: Do you get along with girls?
I suppose so.
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
Not that I can think of.
94: Does sex mean love?
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
Yes, because I'm locked in a room on my own.
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
Does a cat count?
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
Not right this moment.
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Possibly? I suppose it depends on the people.
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promised?
I don't think I've actually ever done that...
So, 100 questions answered. Anybody want to ask another one? It can be anything at all and I promise to be as truthful as I can be with my terrible memory.